Womens sometimes can not explain they secrets that are universal. Here is 25 things where women want men to know.
- Please listen to me. Not because what I'm about to say will rock your world, but because listening is a sign of respect that rocks my world.
- Women speak a different dialect than men. For example, "I'm fine" means "I'm so not fine," just as "No dessert for me" means "I'll be polishing off yours."
- Remember, PMS stands for "physical and mental stress." So let me cry freely, behave irrationally, and eat your dessert. My mood swings are hormonal, not personal.
- Manicures and pedicures are a woman's gift to her man. I love looking pretty for you. The time to worry is when I stop going for them.
- Always tell me when I look hot; never tell me when I don't. And don't forget: I need 20 compliments to offset one thoughtless remark.
- I remember the shirt you were wearing when you first said, "I love you." The fact that you don't makes me question whether you meant it.
- I loved you long before I told you. Playing the long game is in a woman's DNA. We don't throw a Hail Mary in the first quarter. (And you thought we didn't know football.)
- Of course you're the best lover I've ever had. All others cease to exist when I fall in love.
- I'll never tell you my true number. Never, never, never! Besides, see Secret 8.
- I read your horoscope every day.
- I secretly delight when the maitre d' slips up and calls us Mr. and Mrs.
- Spontaneously kiss my neck from behind, and I might let you stay back there for a while.
- Yes, my girlfriend knows what we did last night. We share everything, including that.
- Make me laugh and I'm happy. Laugh at yourself and I'm all yours.
- A little jealousy is good if (a) no kneecaps are broken and (b) you don't cross-examine me to exhaustion. The right balance shows you care, and it's even flattering.
- I don't withhold sex to punish you. Sometimes I just need to be left alone but, at the same time, not left alone. And no, I can't explain that.
- I can, will, and do fake it. Like when Gossip Girl is starting. Would you rather I fake a headache?
- I love sex. With or without you, as Bono might say. My mind is filthier than you might think.
- You are irresistible: freshly showered, doing something sporty or strenuous, smiling, charming the old lady from the third floor, suited, reading the business section,
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- "Do you want flowers?" kills the romantic gesture. Don't ask, just do.
- I'll probably be late—because I'm preening for you. At least that's how I reason. My reasoning skills are phenomenal!
- If you cheat, I may not break up with you. But you'll wish I had.
- I once kissed a girl and liked the taste of her cherry ChapStick. No, I didn't. That's your fantasy. Sincerely sorry.
- Here's how to fix what you're doing wrong in bed: When you go slow, go slower. When you go fast, go faster.
- I feel lucky to have you, and I hope you feel the same. You can't have it all unless you have someone to share it with.
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